Had a guy invited by a friend of mine to his lake house for three days of fishing, he brought one steak and two potatoes. He’ll forever be known as “Two tater Tommy”
Dad had a saying: "Ring the doorbell with your elbow because your arms should be full."
Okay a question. Say you go into a family restaurant, sit at the bar and order a to go meal. Do you tip the same as if you did the meal sit down at one of their tables?