My aunt married the cheapest person I know. He figured out the cost of eating breakfast to the cent at home vs all the nearby restaurants including the gas he would burn getting there, factoring in that some supplied a newspaper to read. Quality and convenience wasn’t a factor.

Another time my moms siblings all chipped in on a birthday gift for her, and at the party this D-bag brought up the fact that one uncle hadn’t paid his share yet and asked my mom to pay the missing share.


Last edited by bigJ; 05/08/21.