I'd buy Nugget the shed that Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys lives in and stock it with sardines and pickled eggs.

Not a a shed "like" it.....THE shed.

Then I'd bring his boots to a shoe repair shop and get the soles put back on and some fancy new laces. If he wanted, I'd spring for some conspicuity tape and a squeeze horn for his bike so he doesn't get run over at night.

The deer hunter does not notice the mountains

"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto

There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...