I would buy Kansas, or someplace big there, and invite every campfire member there.

Have Loretta Lynn's Restaurants former staff cater the event, in case some folks want to go out to the parking lot to take care of unfinished business.

Cheap beer and whiskey only, none of that mathman stuff (but, he's still welcome to come to the shindig)

Those from the far flung parts of the interweb might have to get to the event on their own dime if they want to partake in the festivities, to show their fealty to the Campfire.

Rick Bin will be the guest of honor and we will all get to meet him, Nugget will get a seat at Rick's right hand (his transportation will be provided as he'd likely show up 2 months late due to bike breakdowns) .

I may decide to do something fun, like have 1000 harmless snakes released in the area so we can find out who the real scaredycats are.

OH, there WILL be carbs there...................bread, chips, taters, cake, cookies, noodles, all sorts of carbs. Partake as you will.

Hanco will build BBQs for us all. They'll be raffled off at the end of the event.

The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)

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