It’s Saturday night and you’re watching the lottery drawing live on tv. Boom, all your numbers come up. You just won!
Now you have to wait until Monday to claim the money, or weeks to months, if you want to talk to a financial pro on how to handle the huge windfall.
Where are you gonna keep that $1.5 billion dollar piece of paper until you claim the winnings?
Your gun safe with a 72 minute high temperature burn rating?
Safety deposit box?
Give it to your wife to stuff in her bra?
Hide it in the freezer inside a bag of frozen peas?
Mason jar buried in the yard?
I would be paranoid about something bad happening to that tab of paper until I turned it in.
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Yep. My thought, exactly.
I’m laying on top of it with my eyes open and a gun in each hand. After it’s official I’m buying Beaver a helicopter Rosie hunt so he doesn’t have to pack it out. As corrupt as this state’s government is I shouldn’t have to much trouble buying his way out
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Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”
