lower 48 groupies with subscriptions must wait eagerly for their next monthly comic book.. " The Adventures of Schtick in the Alaskan Wild".. where can the rest of us sign up?

Rick you should think about signing up.. I hear they have a shorter wait list..

then you can get all this heroism, straight from the source, right to your door step or mailbox....


So Stumpy, how do you know when people have a "broke dick ?" do you inspect them?
if that is a coverup.. you can fix yours with a simple catheter and a piss bag...

Ain't easy being Schtick is it? but 'no one but no one', can get as much out of two brain cells than you can... even more so when you're drunk... That's why you're the pride of the "Alaskan Wilderness"...

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