My wife and I hate Boomers so much that she is taking a CNA class out of her own pocket so she can help keep a couple of boomers in their home instead of a nursing home or assisted living facility.
Between that and my EMT license they should be good to go.
Translation...
"My wife is taking a CNA class on her own dime because she can't stand being around my stupid, drunken ass and I'm on the emergency squad so I can drink and drive without worrying about the cops picking me up for DWI. Together we hope to be able to milk some extra dough out of a couple local boomers to keep our farm afloat because I'm too busy posting on the campfire while drinking whiskey and gobbling donuts to do much work. The end."
