Thanks to the public and especially to my loyal troops who are keeping up the good fight against the invaders.

I released the latest captives with a parting gift of a 22short behind the ear. They danced for joy or something.

The local red headed black wing squadron of the air force was circling as I left.

I saluted and sang three bars of Off we go Into the wild blue younder!

All trap sites now raked smooth and waiting for another assault tonight.

Carry on

Y'r ob't sv't

Gen Cornpone

Quando Omni Moritati