General Cornpone,

It is with great alarm that I must inform you that our adversary has begun daylight raids.

A few minutes ago my war dogs, Lady & Tessa, sounded the alarm.

Upon investigation I discovered a fully armed adult member of this clan skirting the curtilage of our domicile.

I gathered my assault rifle, Savage Mod 72 with CCI subsonic HP ammo, and set forth.

After a brief face-to-face encounter near the lower pond, I was able to make a clean head shot, thus ending this enemy combatant's career.

Please accest this photo in lieu of fingerprints or DNA. The subject was not available for interrogation after the encounter, nor was he available for further "Due Process".

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Humbly Yours,

Maj. B.A. Malfunction

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