It is noted that the war is widening and our mutual nefarious nemisis is increasing the pressure on our beligured forces.
We shall never surrender or retreat and do pledge ourselves to extracting from the enemy forces a bitter harvest of death.
Especial mention to Major Woody for his skillful use of heavy artillery. Well done. Double shot the guns and give them HELL.
Welcome also to the Army of West Tennessee. It is with thanks and a greatful heart that these gallant warriors along with their auxilaries are welcomed to the seat of war. The Volunteer State lives up to its fame.
Be it long rememberd that this war for the sancity of our homes, our wives our sweethearts, our chickens and our groceries is open to all without reguard to race creed or geographical location. Unless you are a member of the coon, possum, or rat consortium. Fie in the face of PETA and their sordid ilk.
We have identified the enemy as a flea infested, ring tailed masked mudsill without pity or mercy else he is a gray haired naked tailed miscreant or a bucktoothed brigand.
