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To All Troops:

Maintain high alert. The enemy is on the move.
Beware flanking movements.
Our enemy is diabolical and bloodthirsty.
Decorations and suitable libations ordered for all.

Gen Cornpone


The enemy is trying to out flank you via the eastern seaboard. Was awakened early this morning by a skirmish in the lower 40. Seems Pvt. Jackal was ambushed while reconnoitering. He decided that discretion was the better part of valor, and retreated due to superior numbers. Was awarded Purple Heart for wounds suffered in battle.

Your Humble Servant,

Major Dick Head