It is with urgency that I write of the latest development.
The enemy has recruited scouts from another species to throw us off course.
My Wardog/Sentry alerted me to intruders and I discovered two B.A.R.'s (Big Ass Rats) probing the defenses around the birdfeeders last night. One succumbed to a .22CB long and the other was dispatched by my War Dog, Lady, pictured below.
The Sgt. Maj. has informed me that if I deploy Golden Malrin around our post that R&R will become a thing of the past.
Y'r Ob't Sv't
Maj. Malfunction
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