General,

I managed to get the battlefield leveled out again and the breach in the wire repaired today.
I have moved one of the traps to inside the wire and have switched bait to confuse the enemy.
Fresh ammo has been placed at strategic points and the battery for the spotlight has been recharged.

I would have never believed that they would have started using armor.
Now I have begun spotting their black winged sentries lurking near the birdfeeders and along the inner perimeter fence. They put up an awful racket when we step outside, alerting their comrades with their incessant cawing.

.17HMR with 20gr VMax seems to subdue them quite a bit.

If you get word from General Confusion, Corporal Punishment, Major Fubar, or Private Parts' sectors, would you pass them on to us in case they have any useful tips?

Death before dishonor!

Maj. Malfunction


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