Troops were on post last night when War Dogs "Lady" and "Tessa the WonderLab" alerted to intruders. After a careful stalk it was determined that the intruders were actually four members of the P.O.T.H.S. clan (Possum On The Half-Shell, aka Amaradillos). The intruders had uprooted a significant area of lawn, which caused your scribe to trip on the uneven terrain in the dark, Pleased to report that two of the intruders were dispatched with extreme predjudice, while the other two managed their escape. On a more sobering note, collaborator neighbors gloated over providing food and water to the enemy and that there is a new crop of recruits that have appeared in the past week.
Will continue the good fight.
Your Obedient Servant,
Maj. Malfunction
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