According to my string of fake birthdays, I'm barely mid 50's
Sure its a fake mid 50's....
I'm actually much younger, but I feel way older.
Best enjoy "young" while you can cause you ain't never gonna be this young again.
The Mayans had it right. If you�re going to predict the future, it�s best to aim far beyond your life expectancy, lest you wind up red-faced in a bunker overstocked with Spam and ammo.
