Gee Stumpy....

Glad you're not mad, over me taking out 6 or 8 of your little buddies then.... or at least that is what I can translate out of the Gibberish....

When the hangover is over, give Hutch a scratch between the ears and thank him for us all....

Is he a service dog, kinda like blind people have one, but Hutch is a seeing eye dog for a drunk instead?

Good dog, my little brown lab said Hutch was a pretty cool dog, even tho Hutch thought his owner was a moron...