Fred-
When I was a kid, a local pet shop had a resident monkey. He would screech and scream loud and shrill like fingernails on a chalk board. If that wasn't enough to get your attention, he'd roll his turds in balls and throw em across the store. You're desperate pleas for attention and validation that you pass off as posts remind me of that little bastid every time I read one.

As for being a good dad, I hope you don't allow your children to see you behave like the character you portray here. For that matter, I hope you don't let your father see you behaving like the character you portray here..... maybe you should step back and take a breather.

Last edited by jackmountain; 06/19/16.