Cheesy, don't make the badger angry.....🤔
Was turkey hunting in the mountains of Eastern AZ a long while back. Saw movement behind a slash pile. Had a little squeaker call in my hunting pants so used that to call in a little badger. To about 8 feet before I said "hello Mr Badger" whereupon he slammed on the brakes.
Told someone the story and they said "weren't you scared, those badgers can be nasty". I said nope, I was holding a 12g with #6 turkey load in it, badger would have had a bad day.