A neighbor was complaining about hogs rooting up her yard and garden; my services were offered gratis. "What do you do with them?"
"Well, I'd be using a trap here and I'd need to put them down before donating them to the local charity."
"You can't get them out of the trap alive?"
"Uh, no."
"Well then, I'll just put up with them."
"I'll let you take them out of the trap alive if you want."
Harsh glare followed, discussion ended. Steelhead is right about people, at least some of them anyway.
BTW, there are trout in the mountain streams of Vietnam and grenades are really effective. Don't know if I invented that harvesting technique or not. Sorry, no pictures of that.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
