And I'm about to be un-turdlike, and go on Gopher safari for a couple days, starting in the morning
Looking for a high body count!!!
ingwe
Just remember... you can't shoot any undocumented gophers or illegal gophers or gophers whose visas have expired. And you can't engage in any racial gopher profiling. And any apprehended terrorist gophers must be read their rights and afforded a civilian trial.
Oh, why do I bother? John Moses says the gophers will just kick your azz and take your rifle, anyway.
If you're fixin' to put a hole in something, make it a hole to remember.
