Yeah, those dang Swedes are known for being part of the international banking cartel-black helicopter crowd. Especially the Swedes who shop at Costco.
Shhhhhhhh!
You are forbidden to discuss our plans for world domination! We have already cornered the market in potato bologna and lutefisk.
Break this rule of silence regarding the vast Swedish conspiracy and there WILL be consequences -- at the very least we will put fluoride in your water. Alternatively, we could activate our "sleeper" agents the pit bulls -- we activate one now and then just to rip somebody up and spread fear! We laugh every time somebody defends the pit bull breed -- fools! <insert evil laugh here>.
John (secret Swedish Banking and Pit Bull Cabal ID X2844u4721b)
