When it comes to the police, I have one rule. Be where they are not.

You were either recently f'kd or your chances of being f'ckd go up exponentially when they show up.

I don't dislike the police but bad stuff happens when they are around. That's their job, to be where the bad stuff happens or happened.

“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”