Hey you two schitbags, Big Stick called and wants his diatribe back. I swear to phuqq, you guys act like a coupla of phfuqqin idiots.

Buy what the phuqq you want and live happily ever after. Jiminyphuqq, is chit that complicated? Is the world too phuqqin stupid that a grown phuqqin man can't pick out a [bleep] rifle and shoot?

Apparently fuqqing so...

Don't forget to give each other "hints" and "grins". Maybe just cut and paste to save yourself some time.