this chit is so funny to me


if you're happy with your purchases you've scored the brass ring


you start worrying about making other folks happy with what you buy and use, you're settin yourself up for a lot of frustration.

don't care if you like my rifles, my wife or my life

they all be mine and only have to suit me

you only got to make yourself happy


I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.