Well, he's kind of my brother.

He answered an ad in a missionary trade magazine, and I call him my brother.

But he eats more than I can afford, so I need to lose him.

He won't make the follow up kill with a rifle, but he's a mean mf'er with a spear.

I am throwing in a 303 Enfield that I think is uber, to consummate the deal.

Don't get misled by the word consummate. My brother doesn't swing that way.