He had his cherry retirement job. Hang around the school and look good in the uniform, nothing big ever happens there.
I bet he was a real bad ass when it was time to bust a 10th grade punk with a nickle bag of pot. I bet he put Barney Fife to shame, when he busted some 16 year old girl with a Percocet.
All the while, he was a coward, just hoping to milk his good government job until he could catch retirement.
If he was half a man, if he had any pride, he would go out in the back yard and blow his brains out.
