Little fugger schitts on my front lawn.
I swear to gawd this little fugger balances on its 2 fronts legs
Rear legs off the ground about 3 inches and a turd rockets outta its ass
About 2 feet doing mach 2 and then runs on it's way

Never seen a dog schit like that ever.

I m tired of the turd drive bys
He does it on other neighbors lawns also.

My dog Rico is a husky mix
And he wants to kill that fugger.
All it is gonna take is bad timing one day
Rico snap his cable tie out in the yard , jump the fence and kill that dog.

And then I will be the bad person cause of it.