The neighbors around the block allow their old, blind, deaf pooping bastard to roam free and poop everywhere.

He loves to wander by and piss on the mailbox post. Old white mouth lab cross sonuvabitch.



I'm not usually home to catch him in the act but he'll walk up the driveway and whiz on the flowers.

According to my wife(who wouldn't hurt a flea)....


Once or twice I have snuck out on the front deck and douched his dirty ass with a bucket of cold water. It's hilarious.