Originally Posted by 86thecat
Think I would leave the dog alone but maybe "accidentally" smack the neighbor up alongside the head.

A little old lady?
Originally Posted by kellory
Naw, the slingshot will do the job just fine, and can deliver a lesson or aces and eights as the situation requires. No need to get ticketed for discharge of a firearm within city limits.

Actually....my slingshot penetrates.


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