only Alaskans think they’re really huntin somthing
Alaskans don't actually hunt bears; its more of a spiritual melding of nature and life forces. Most people don't understand the mystical energy, wisdom, and guidance gained from the endeavor.
Bears invite you to embrace their power.
Son of a liberal: " What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?"
Liberal father: " I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals."