Originally Posted by TheBigSky
Originally Posted by Big Stick
Connecting dots and Starting At The Fhuqking Start,I'd simply go 700 in 280 SALAMI,due the HUGE COAL latitude. The Kali Kid would get the nod(again) and it'd be 8",with 180 Focus. I'd have him throat it like my first one,but might even bump contour a bit more. Double-Ounce S/S Shilen,Marty 45 MO-MO rail,Kelly and Crew HEAVY filled handle,S/S Matt BDL bottom,Bart',yada,yada,yada and modest recoil,with (5) in the belly. Pass the Lapooey Twat-Six Virgins and kick the trimmer offa' fhuqking cliff. Hint.(grin)

O.K., I'm not trying to poke fun at my little buddy. It seems like there is some good information in this one paragraph. I know what some of it means; but, can someone please translate this entire paragraph for me. I'm usually pretty good at deciphering what BS is putting out; but, with most of this paragraph I would like some help. Thanks in advance.

I get all that but "the Kali Kid". I figure he is a smith, just like you did. I'm not sure, since we're fireforming here, why not go for an AI version, to make sure we wear out cases before length gets to be an issue, since we're "kicking the trimmer off a cliff". Wait, there's also the "bumped" contour. I'm wondering which contour that would end up being after bumping.

I belong on eroding granite, among the pines.