I park the Prius at the trail head and get around the first corner and take a nap the rest of the day.
Roll around in the dirt, throw water on myself, start the tracking feature about 15 miles before I get to the trail head and head back to the Prius about an hour after dark.
Makes you look like a stud.
In all seriousness, how do some people kill elk where they can load elk whole?
