A bigger riddle is how someone can call themselves a turkey call maker and not be able to call better than that.
LFC, I know you said you "ain't no Grand National caller," and I wholeheartedly agree. But how many of your calls, and which ones, have been used by people that actually can call to win a catergory in the Grand Nationals, or any other calling contest? I know, I know, you said the Grand Nationals are stupid. But a big time mean turkey call maker like yourself who bags 30 birds a year despite atrocious calling and "not hearing a gobble all season" must have some claim to make about their calls.
The Amish here make some damn good turkey calls. They sure as hell ain't on the internet beating their chests about it. I don't even think they advertise the fact and only sell them locally.
