We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
Boy that Iraq was sure a threat...
It's all a fuggin crock o' schit.
And Afghanistan had about 200 friggen ragheads with AK's workin' out on jungle Jims and we been there for 11 friggen years.
