He did mess his pants and you won't find him sleeping in a tent this fall...
When I was a young man, I jumped out of an airplane and landed in strong crosswinds. I panicked and instead of just pulling one of the lines to collapse the chute, allowed myself to be dragged across a road with heavy traffic. The view from ground level of people trying not to run over you is interesting, at least.
When I finally took control of the situation and the chute, a truck with my friends pulled up and I had a wet spot on the front of my jeans.
"Drug you through a puddle?"
"%$^* no," I replied, "I pissed my pants!"
In retrospect, that story is funny. I guess they all are when you're alive to tell them.
