Originally Posted by smalljawbasser
Originally Posted by TexasPhotog
Originally Posted by wageslave
Holy Smokes,
just saw the tale scattered over (oops, I mean ALL over) the forum.

1. Saw a bear at a friends spot.
2. Ass shot bear with uber unit.
3. Phoned a friend.
4. Went home.
5. Came back with another friend.
6. Friend found bear.
7. Friend killed bear.
8. Friend took hero shots of me.
9. Friend hauled bear.
10. Friend gutted bear.
11. Friend skinned bear.
12. I wrote up multiple entries on internet forums of my awesomeness.
13. I was voted a badass mutherphoucer......

by me.



Well written.

He didn't kill anything. He just wounded an animal and then had to call a guide to come in and clean up his mess.


Let's don't forget the part where he offers to give meat to anybody that wants it, except the one friend that was recently in his house but got none offered.


That friend and I are still good friends, I forgot about the bear meat while he was here, but also he was headed back for Japan in a day or so from when he was here. Bad idea to take raw meat in a suitcase when 1) Flying 'as a seat is available/on call then add in likely normal delays etc. can cause the trip to be very long in duration.

I am sure he will get some, and some feral pork, Venison etc. when he gets back stateside later this year.

I didn't think of the bear meat giveaway idea until I started this thread.

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