Please tell me you screamed like a teenage girl, because that would make my day!
I had a seagull fly into my head once.
I had a ptarmigan land on my head while I was picking his high bush blueberry bush. Boy was he pissed! Cussed me for a half-hour!! At least it was from the next tree over than from my head...
One of us screamed like a teenage girl...... You would have to check the octaves.