I have to wonder, how many days a week does Stumpy get bored

so he goes into the bathroom, looks in the mirror and starts his
un-understandable jibberish and insults...

just so he has someone to argue with?

Can't say your trials and tribulations aren't entertaining there Stumpy..

bet you were one of Marshfield High's Star Pupils....

"Minus the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the Country" Marion Barry, Mayor of Wash DC

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