Are you Texan? Because those hilariously schitty "pictures" fit the fhuqking mould. Congratulations?!?
Feel free to describe the Photo Equipment.
Bless your heart for TRYING.
Hint.
Laughing!................
Brad says: "Can't fault Rick for his pity letting you back on the fire... but pity it was and remains. Nothing more, nothing less. A sad little man in a sad little dream."