Duncle Schtick just kremed his drawers. He will be texting you ding-a-ling pics now.
For some reason I can't help but think that his "shot sack" is longer than his short barrelled rifle, lol. Come to think of it it now makes sense, it's so short his hand keeps slipping off smacking himself in the face over and over. That must be where all the dilutions and grandeur come from.
