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With apologies to Henny Youngman.

A fellow was going to Canada to hunt. He told the ticket lady, "Send one of my rifles to New York, send another to LA, and one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" He replied, "You did it last year!"

When I read about the evils of hunting, I gave up reading.

Why does the new Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the old Italian navy!

My hunting partner is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. He drinks right out of the bottle.

I have the Midas touch. Everything I touch turns into a muffler.

A noticed this guy at the hunting lodge bar, drunk. I picked him off the floor and offered to take him to his room. On the way, he falls down three more times. When I got him to his room, he fell down again. I knocked on the door and said, "Here's your husband!" The guy's wife says, "Where's his wheelchair?"