A king usually had a court jester and you sure fit the bill as a clown.
Does your mommy know what comes out of, and what goes into, your mouth? More than likely, she doesn't. Otherwise you might get your mouth washed out with soap, instead of using mouthwash in between jobs. Of course, everyone knows what you've done for the last 29 years and getting an education isn't one of them. The name thing must have really kept you busy for quite a while. Then again, it must be difficult to get your arms out of the restraints and then get permission to get out of your little rubber room in order to play while hiding behind a keyboard and a monitor.
The Chevy pulling the Toyota trailer around must have really caused you to become more unbalanced. Ask for some extra Prozac and it'll all be better soon.
