'Introducing the Eugene, Oregon "Rainbow Family Edition" rifle. A rifle that speaks to inclusivness, tolerance, and the diversity of human experience without the traditional boundries of paternalistic hypocrisy.
Each rifle comes complete with a framable certificate of uniqueness, just like YOU, the owner!
It is also the ONLY rifle to meet the all-important political correctness standards of the Large Women in Comfortable Shoes contingent, to be seen daily protesting some damn thing or another in Eugene.
Order now! Limited numbers!"
I'd wager a 14yr old girl will kill more Big Critters with that rifle this year,than you have with everything combined in your life.
Just sayin'..................
Brad says: "Can't fault Rick for his pity letting you back on the fire... but pity it was and remains. Nothing more, nothing less. A sad little man in a sad little dream."