'Introducing the Eugene, Oregon "Rainbow Family Edition" rifle. A rifle that speaks to inclusivness, tolerance, and the diversity of human experience without the traditional boundries of paternalistic hypocrisy.
Each rifle comes complete with a framable certificate of uniqueness, just like YOU, the owner!
It is also the ONLY rifle to meet the all-important political correctness standards of the Large Women in Comfortable Shoes contingent, to be seen daily protesting some damn thing or another in Eugene.
Order now! Limited numbers!"
I'd wager a 14yr old girl will kill more Big Critters with that rifle this year,than you have with everything combined in your life.
Just sayin'..................
If she's plannin' on ugly'n 'em to death that sure aughtta do the trick.
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