Buddy was camping on the banks of the Potomac with friends during spring turkey season. One big guy was very afraid of snakes, worried about one crawling into his bag. Kenny found a long limber stick, and waited for John to fall asleep. He tickled his hand with the stick a little, swatted it real hard, and hollered SNAKE. Of course John was scared [bleep], then got mad. He grabbed Kenny's occupied sleeping bag, and threw it, and him, in the river.
