I cannot take credit for this one. I read it here before.
A guy takes one of those plastic worm bait containers and removes most of the dirt but keeps worms in there. Guy replaces dirt by taking a dump in container and mixing it up and gives container to brother. Goes fishing and asks brother to dig out a few worms for him.
Dayom, that is some kind of schidt right there. Could make for a real long day in the boat...or maybe a real short one.