Guiding gave me a chance to see most every type of hunter out there

The hardcore hunters, the guys that wanted to hunt but not really cut out for it and the jokesters


Have seen bou dicks placed in a guys sleeping bag, eyeballs etc


Most of the really funny stuff I've seen in the field wasn't the result of a prank, just chit that happens

Back in those days I was far too concentrated on killing game to mess with anybody


I like guns and alcohol but not together

Guys I hunt with we rib each other a bit to pass the evenings, but we don't prank each other much, normally just too concentrated on trying to get er done


I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.