One of the funniest things I ever saw in camp wasn't a joke.
There were several leases that had a central camp on a large ranch because it had water and electricity. Made for interesting times, for sure.
The area had LOTS of rattlesnakes. Most days a guy would bring in a huge rattler he'd killed.
Before daylight one morning, folks were stirring, getting ready to out hunting...
One guy went out to the bushes to take care of his morning business..
A short while later, that guy went to screaming and hollerin' to beat the band.
Hell, we all thought he'd been snake bit.About a half dozen of us grabbed a light, and headed his way.
When we got there, we all got the same shock HE had gotten... (Only his was worse)
He settled in to take a crap, and finished. When he pulled his camo bib overalls back on, and threw the back bib with suspenders over his shoulder, he got hit in the back of the neck by his own crap.... He'd crapped on his overalls and didn't know it til it hit him in the back of the neck...
