Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by blanket
Just think it will soon be calving time and you will think feeding will be easy




Oh yeah, this is an easy time of year but it gets dark so damn early!



There is one and a half 30 packs of Coors Light in the fridge and 3 bottles of whiskey in the cupboard. Well actually 3 half full bottles.



I do not drink and operate machinery at the same time though. Booze after work. Unless it is 'working after work', then it is okay.

I heard tell of a guy who needed to talk to an old boy who was working ground. He walked up to the tractor and the farmer opens the door to the cab and smoke rolls out like a Cheech and Chong epic. Turns out he's not only smoking it up, but he's usin' a damned water bong the size of a Dillon 650. Gives a new meaning to the term "impaired".