A co worker is calving, his son was going to work one of the calves in the pen. JB says 'take a stick, that cow can be mean' Junior (a teenager) says "I got it". JB said OK and stood back to watch the rodeo.
Momma cow came after the teenager, JB yells Watch Out! and the teenager turns around and just has time to put his hands on the bridge of the cows nose. She promptly tossed his ass right over the pen wall.
Everybody is OK, but I thought you all might like to hear another story of how dumb the old man is and how smart the teenage son is!
Dale
